Quotes from Christmas day
"Stop calling your wife a slut!" Mom
"That bitch!" Brother
(generic ow/ stop chocking me/ etc) Everone
"I could take her out back and shoot her" Brother
"I'll give you a mushroom stamp on your forehead" Brother
"Don't say B-U-T-T" Nefew
"I saw that and threw up" Brother
"Are we waiting for dad and grandma for dinner?" Brother
"NO!" Me
//Mom dumps food back into serving containers
"Wait, why are we waiting for them?" Mom
//Mom dishes food out to herself again
//opening I Can Has A Cheeseburger book
"Do they speak a foreign language or something?" Sister in law
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